Post by Dominic on Jul 1, 2013 4:57:52 GMT -5
That last round was amazing. The end. LOL JK. But really.
Since my chances of achieving AJ-level CPP edgic rankings are out the door from last round, I can honestly cut the bullshit and go back to myself in this game. Honestly, I'm so happy with how this game has gone so far! We've had a major hand in each and every eviction in this game and my alliance of Ellen/Luca/Selena/Colleen/Ben are definitely running this game. I honestly can't even believe my fucking eyes with the last round shit. After everything I went through to make this work, the hours of strategizing and comforting people into false senses of security, the blindside worked! After flat-out lying to these people for like the whole game and even massively deceiving them last round with the vote split I orchestrated, you would think that they wouldn't ever take my word on anything. Well folks, that's absolutely incorrect because these people are Grade-A dumbasses. Do they not realize that this is a game? And furthermore do they not know who I am?
The best part of this though is how Chase is acting. He's honestly a classy guy and I don't mind taking a step away from my OTT personality to compliment him on that... Okay I'm bored so back to laughing at the fact that he trusted me. Honestly a lot of entertaining conversations occurred this round, so let's start with the star of the show! And now for your viewing pleasure, our latest evictee: Chase Ingmen!!
Chase, how do you feel about your recent blindside?
Chase Ingmen: "Well, I'm honestly hurt right now. I didn't think you'd do it... Like I doubted you, but I didn't think you would... I was so fucking loyal to you... Even after the Quincy thing, even after being lied to once! Still loyal. I never brought your name up to anyone... I thought we had a good thing going and you fucking ruined it... And I still don't understand why."
Fact of the matter is, it was an amazing blindside and no need to be a bitch and try to guilt trip me. I'm so proud of that move and it was honestly a long time coming! I just wish that he hadn't had time to supposedly pass the idol to Cassie. Would've definitely preferred that to have left the game too but oh well! There's already a new plan in the works to get that the fuck out of here. I swear to God, if Michael or Cassie win immunity, I'll probably hit the floor and cry. The game has been going so well and I would hate for all that momentum to come to a screeching halt. No, I've worked too hard for this for annoying fuckers to stop me.
Honestly, I think I'll win immunity this round. I don't think anyone has the mental capacity to think of doing 149 x 1 for their submission. *enter sarcasm* Except Mark because he is SUCH A GENIUS.
Now about that Mark. You're all probably wondering why my confessionals are about to take a complete 180 degree turn in terms of how I'm talking about him. Simply put, he's a condescending self-entitled, self-righteous douchebag. Or at least he was today. My mind is just blown because I've always defended him whenever Ellen and others tell me how shitty he is. I always thought he was like the nicest guy ever. But apparently turning on an alliance you made at the beginning of the name to get information from the other side of the game pisses people off... Oops. Regardless, he's been completely out of line with me today and I'm actually very sick of it. I'm obviously an emotional wreck (or at least pretending to be) over the Chase blindside, and he's totally preying on it. I'm sure he thinks I'm probably just some dumb kid, but whatever, let him keep thinking that. I iz more smartest then he. I'm aware that's the wrong form of than. Stop laughing. Ew. Mark disgusts me at this point in time but I'm trying to ~salvage~ a relationship but in all actuality, I can't wait to blindside the fuck out of him with that idol I helped him find. Yeah, way to be an unappreciative bitch about that. Apparently he's crying to Ben too which is absolutely hilarious. Look dude, I'm sorry that we didn't wanna stick with a side of the house that wants us out, but you can stop your little temper tantrum anytime now... No? Okay.
To Mark:
Truer words were never spoken. Hop out of your self-entitlement and talk to people like people. You fucking suck and I will stop at nothing to make sure you leave this game before I do.
PEACE, LOVE, AND HAPPINESS FUCKERS.
Since my chances of achieving AJ-level CPP edgic rankings are out the door from last round, I can honestly cut the bullshit and go back to myself in this game. Honestly, I'm so happy with how this game has gone so far! We've had a major hand in each and every eviction in this game and my alliance of Ellen/Luca/Selena/Colleen/Ben are definitely running this game. I honestly can't even believe my fucking eyes with the last round shit. After everything I went through to make this work, the hours of strategizing and comforting people into false senses of security, the blindside worked! After flat-out lying to these people for like the whole game and even massively deceiving them last round with the vote split I orchestrated, you would think that they wouldn't ever take my word on anything. Well folks, that's absolutely incorrect because these people are Grade-A dumbasses. Do they not realize that this is a game? And furthermore do they not know who I am?
The best part of this though is how Chase is acting. He's honestly a classy guy and I don't mind taking a step away from my OTT personality to compliment him on that... Okay I'm bored so back to laughing at the fact that he trusted me. Honestly a lot of entertaining conversations occurred this round, so let's start with the star of the show! And now for your viewing pleasure, our latest evictee: Chase Ingmen!!
Chase, how do you feel about your recent blindside?
Chase Ingmen: "Well, I'm honestly hurt right now. I didn't think you'd do it... Like I doubted you, but I didn't think you would... I was so fucking loyal to you... Even after the Quincy thing, even after being lied to once! Still loyal. I never brought your name up to anyone... I thought we had a good thing going and you fucking ruined it... And I still don't understand why."
Fact of the matter is, it was an amazing blindside and no need to be a bitch and try to guilt trip me. I'm so proud of that move and it was honestly a long time coming! I just wish that he hadn't had time to supposedly pass the idol to Cassie. Would've definitely preferred that to have left the game too but oh well! There's already a new plan in the works to get that the fuck out of here. I swear to God, if Michael or Cassie win immunity, I'll probably hit the floor and cry. The game has been going so well and I would hate for all that momentum to come to a screeching halt. No, I've worked too hard for this for annoying fuckers to stop me.
Honestly, I think I'll win immunity this round. I don't think anyone has the mental capacity to think of doing 149 x 1 for their submission. *enter sarcasm* Except Mark because he is SUCH A GENIUS.
Now about that Mark. You're all probably wondering why my confessionals are about to take a complete 180 degree turn in terms of how I'm talking about him. Simply put, he's a condescending self-entitled, self-righteous douchebag. Or at least he was today. My mind is just blown because I've always defended him whenever Ellen and others tell me how shitty he is. I always thought he was like the nicest guy ever. But apparently turning on an alliance you made at the beginning of the name to get information from the other side of the game pisses people off... Oops. Regardless, he's been completely out of line with me today and I'm actually very sick of it. I'm obviously an emotional wreck (or at least pretending to be) over the Chase blindside, and he's totally preying on it. I'm sure he thinks I'm probably just some dumb kid, but whatever, let him keep thinking that. I iz more smartest then he. I'm aware that's the wrong form of than. Stop laughing. Ew. Mark disgusts me at this point in time but I'm trying to ~salvage~ a relationship but in all actuality, I can't wait to blindside the fuck out of him with that idol I helped him find. Yeah, way to be an unappreciative bitch about that. Apparently he's crying to Ben too which is absolutely hilarious. Look dude, I'm sorry that we didn't wanna stick with a side of the house that wants us out, but you can stop your little temper tantrum anytime now... No? Okay.
To Mark:
Truer words were never spoken. Hop out of your self-entitlement and talk to people like people. You fucking suck and I will stop at nothing to make sure you leave this game before I do.
PEACE, LOVE, AND HAPPINESS FUCKERS.
