Welcome to the Survivor Rankdown!

[Cassie Goldsmith]

#388
Kourtney Moon



I was shocked to see that she wasn't eliminated yet. I know we didn't get a chance to see her really play the game...but c'mon....she got out because she didn't listen to Jeff say like 5 times to put your arms to your chest when you jump off the ledge in the challenge. She didn't listen, and she broke her arm. So, sorry...she should be ranked even lower in my opinion.

[michael]

1. Chase
2. Annie
3. Knox
4. Gloria
5. Morgan
6. Wendy
7. Dominic
8. Emily
9. AJ
10. Cassie
11. Ellen
12. Rosemary
13. Faith
14. Quincy
15. Michael

[ellen]

#387
Ben Browning



I would say something clever, but he really isn't worth my valuable time... so I'll just sum it up with one word: bigot

[Starr]

NO, KOURTNEY.

I PLAY MY IDOL!

[Dominic]

Jun 17, 2013 2:19:44 GMT -5 Starr said:

NO, KOURTNEY.

I PLAY MY IDOL!

Can she do that after the next person has posted?

[annie]

Think you were literally three minutes late to using your idol, Starr.

[annie]

If you were only thinner and more in shape, you could have made it here in time! Sorry all those extra pounds weighed you down girl

[Starr]

I'm not even in this, guys.

I WAS JUST KIDDIN HAWHAWHAW
I was too busy puttin mah' make up on to sign up.

[Rosemary Abbott]

#386
Zane Knight



It's like this guy didn't even watch the show before signing up. Yes, it's good to make connections with everyone on your tribe, but you can do that without asking every single person on your six-person tribe for an alliance.



Literally, I was groaning every minute I saw him on the screen.



Maybe it's just the fact that I've grown up in a region filled with rednecks, but oh my god I can't stand people like him. Coupled with the fact that he was an absolute idiot, I have no problems sending him home this early.

[chase]

New players are now available for elimination!

[Faith]

#385
Yasmin Giles





While I'm sure she wouldn't be anyone's first choice for this next boot, she's definitely mine. She is, in my book, the worst "black female" cast-member the casting has ever chosen, and honestly, I have no idea who was responsible for it, but they need to be shot.

On a tribe that was pretty much DESTROYING their opponent, all the footage we saw of Yasmin was her being a diva. She was uptight, annoying to watch and I can only imagine, twice as annoying to deal with.

I only remember this bitch getting voted out and leaving the tribal council area in her 3 inch heels.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[quincy]

#384
Jessica de Ben


(what the hell is that? If you wanna be in a Wet T-Shirt Contest, Jessica, you're going to need another color for that T-Shirt!)

Anyway, so why is Jessica de Ben so low on this ranking? Three reasons:

1- She's one of the most boring first boot ever. All I remember about her is reason #2.
2- She made an alliance with a nasty man called Rocky. Anyone who associates themselves with this ogre deserves nothing but disdain.
3- In an interview given in 2012, Jeff Probst said the following

Gordon Holmes: The last time we played this game, Michael Skupin was my pick for the player I’d most like to see return. So for that, I thank you. This time I’m going to go with Natalie Bolton from “Survivor – Fans vs. Favorites.” The show has had a ton of guy players who’ve relished the villain role, but Natalie is one of the few females who seemed to enjoy it. How about you?
Jeff Probst: Oh, there are a lot. In no particular order, let me give you some names from the past, maybe not the most obvious but people I’d be open to playing again; Andrew Savage (“Survivor: Pearl Islands”) because I still think we screwed him with our poorly thought out “Outcast” twist. I liked Shambo (Shannon Waters – “Survivor: Samoa”) but she doesn’t seem keen to play again. Greg Buis from our first season would be fun to have back. I liked Hunter (Ellis) from Marquesas, Terry Deitz from “Exile Island.” I liked Danni (Boatwright) from Guatemala, but I don’t think she wants to play again. I liked Jessica deBen from Fiji.

I liked Jessica deBen from Fiji,

I LIKED JESSICA DEBEN FROM FIJI.


KEEP UP WITH YOUR HOE BEHAVIOUR, YOU HOE!

[chase]

The fact he would pick Jessica over Michelle is a travesty.

[michael]

#383
Virgillo <Billy> Garcia



Mk, so first of all, this guy looks like he's extremely un-athletic... don't know why he was casted in the first place. Second, he is delusional as fuck.

The only highlight he got during the show was that he though Candice said <I love you too> to him and that he and her were destined to fall in love and marry. When obviously she didn't hear him correctly.

It was embarrassing, and televised for everyone to watch over and over again. So, there's that.

Congrats Billy.

[Faith]

Why do you use < > instead of quotes?

Just curious beb