Storyline - Confessionals

[Wendy Saint]

The Look Of Evil

I’m in love with how God is separating the tribes. Though, I am in a bikini and most of these men are flexing their abs like they are in an Abercrombie and Fitch commercial. Especially, Henry and Luca are just flexing their muscles. I’m like get over it. Don’t mind me, but the girls are even worse than the boys. We have AJ with this one piece that makes her look like she is hiding a belly, but her stomach is flatter than Quinn’s flat feet. We also have the older girls, Ellen and Colleen wearing a bikini that tries to make them look a few years younger. I think not, but I bet you they do. God, I need some Ritalin to pay attention to these travesties.



As God calls out seven names: Ellen, Emily, Hannah, Knox, Luca, Perry and Selena. I was screaming out, “YES” I am not on a tribe with Ellen, Emily, Luca, Perry or Selena. These are social threats that are in need to be dealt with. Then the next names: AJ, Cassie, Chase, Colleen, Henry, Quincy, and Thiago. I smiled and laughed at that tribe. I will think that tribe will be the second-best. It is overall the balanced tribe. I realized that my tribe is: Annie, Ben, Dominic, Gloria, Mark, Michael and Myself. This tribe is by far stacked with the competitors. I guess we are going to have it easier.

[Wendy Saint]

I miss the challenge, but my tribe won Immunity. I am mad, but also I am happy that I didn’t do the competition because I didn’t want to show people my ineptitude in challenges. It is by far, my weakest aspects in my series and so far, I don’t want to show it. So I might even sit out in the next competition because I will then again, let’s the competitors do the hard work. I guess life will be easy for Wendy.

[Wendy Saint]

Proelia Nation

I am sitting on my tribe, while I see how people are being productive on camp. I realized I don’t really know everybody. Don’t get me wrong, I am still being a bitch to these worthless morsels. If they are really a challenge, I will just get this tribe to vote them out. I am not here for the debate of power. I like to exercise my power without any challenge. So I went to the jungle and I see Gloria. Though she is boring to talk too, she is somewhat reasonable.

Wendy: Hey Gloria, how do you like the game?

Gloria: It is fine!

Wendy: I was just thinking if we should like watch each other back because we are somewhat the most despicable castaways in the series.

Gloria: I’m down with that, but let’s focus on winning challenges.

*She walks off and leaves Wendy alone in the jungle.*

Confessional: Gloria seems to be all about tribal immunities, but I know she is in it to win it. She just need to understand that people are on her side, if she just let them in. She is going to be a hard nut to crack. I know for sure.

[Rosemary Abbott]

A+ GIF usage Wendy <3

[Wendy Saint]

*Wendy walks in the forest with a coconut and sees Dominic’s looking for something like the hidden immunity idol*

Wendy: Hey Dominic!

Dominic: Hey Wendy, how are you?

Wendy: Hot and Thirsty!

Dominic: I am getting this firewood for our camp.

Wendy: I don’t think you are going to get all this firewood by yourself.

Dominic: I think I got it. Thank you though, you are a sweetheart.

*Wendy leaves Dominic to magically get firewood for our camp*

Confessional: Dominic is a threat. I want to work with him, but he doesn’t trust me. He or Ellen has to go and that is all.

[Wendy Saint]

The next day follows and Wendy is watching people shift in the hut. She sees that people are moving because of Ben’s farts.

Confessional: I don’t like Ben. He doesn’t talk to me and I want him gone. I don’t know what he is thinking and by far, I realize that people are in love with him. To me, he is a waste of space and I rather have him and his farts leave too.

[Wendy Saint]

I feel like this tribe is unbeatable. We have the powerhouses Dominic, Gloria and Mark and Michael. Ben is just not performing in the challenges like he did in his season. I didn’t pay attention to Season 5, but I do know he won a few immunities. Then, we have Annie and I, whom are like the fragile girls of the tribe. We both are the strategists of the tribe while people are not committing to alliances; I guess we will. Annie thinks she is in control, but I just her to be the bigger target. Let’s face it: I am the better player because I know how to make moves and execute them. Annie can’t. So I want my tribe to win their second immunity challenge and show the other players we are not here to be fucked with.

[Wendy Saint]

We lost the immunity Idol and two tribes are going to Judgment. Eduro is losing their second member and poor Emily. I heard she didn’t campaign at all against Knox. I don’t know if they are voting out the early seasons first, but one of my potential allies are gone. At least, I have Annie and Henry. I think Henry will be able to work with me and not against me.

So I went to Annie to get some coconuts for us to drink.

Annie: We need to get rid of one of the boys.

Wendy: I want Ben to go home.

Annie: Me too! Let’s me do some work and I make this happen for us.

Wendy: If you need confirmation, then I will help you.

Annie: Let me go and Ben is going. Yay for us.

Confessional: Annie is a doll. She is making it seems like it is her idea and not mine. I hope she knows she will be a sweetheart if this does happens.

[Wendy Saint]

I was sitting in the hammock and watching Annie walking around. She is campaigning against Ben, which is all my doing - so I just giggled while I sunbathed. Dominic rudely interrupted my sunbathing, but he started to talk to me about he wants Ben out. I look at funny and in my head, it took six days before you come strategize with me. I told him, “My vote is for Ben” and he walked off.

Confessional: Clearly, I don’t see Dominic is trying to put the effort to work with me so I am just going to agree until I have enough power to take him out. He is too non-committal for my taste.